December 2011
oh dear lo-ahd.
HEY DUDE IDK
great
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Watchfinger detangling
song is incidental
“my body is like a lightning rod
capture me and douse me in your bay
a shiver...”
– M83 “Reunion”
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last night
i had a dream that erin was in season 2 of the office and it was a terrible dream because it shattered everything i thought i had known in my life.
one time i stole a dude’s t-shirt after we’d hooked up and i wound up using it as a tissue when i got a cold. it worked really well until my cold started going away & i realized how bad the shirt smelled. apparently this is what i think about at 2:30.
our microwave, which is older than me, makes so much noise that i’m surprised our neighbors can’t hear it when we’re heating up leftovers.
i got some real grown-up woman trousers today high-rise dark denim wiiiide leg
sarah & i are going to ll bean tomorrow which is great because that’s kind of one of the only things i ever really want to do!!!!!!!!
i definitely overestimate how cool i’m being in most situations.
travel safe, you G.D. son of a B.
“I’m a G.D. mess!”
– the sarahs/amber
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last night
i had a dream that i was back in scotland but i had my own flat & lady gaga & i became friends. she invited me to an awards show & let me borrow one of her enormous outfits & we sang on stage together & we were very close & i couldn’t believe my luck. but then she gave me weed for christmas that i didn’t know about & a drug dog sniffed me out & bit my...
wanna put my face all over your face
i might dye more hair pink tomorrow i don’t know.
my aunt & uncle gave me FOUR unicorn toys today as well as a purple sparkly mini tree. they totally “get” me. <3
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control-lp asked: happy christmas. i love you.
oh jesus christ.
jesus cristos,
jesus christs.
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things about 12.23
my bangs are too clean. they won’t do anything good.
gramma & i made two 4-layer tiramisu rum cakes.
gramma & i made 6 cookie plates.
gramma & i made 100 dinner rolls. gramma & i made chicken & bacon sandwiches for lunch and made fun of soap operas.
nato & i collaborated on a gift for mom. the collaboration made use of his drawing skills & my embroidery...
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LIFE IS SO GREAT
plazticjewels:
tumblr hacking is the new thing. im making it a new thing. just like planking is becoming old, so is facebook hacking. AND IM SICK OF IT. it blows. my whole existence revolves overthrowing the concept of facebook hacking. it must happen. therefore, my life will only be great if i make tumblr hacking a new thing. everyone reblog if you believe in getting rid of facebook hacking,...
OMFG MRC BFFS 2GVR 2NITE
1. disposable cameras 2. fortune teller 3. sushi 4. i’ll probably get tipsy as the resident old-enough-to-drink-in-public year-old 5. inappropriate outfits 6. cigars 7. AND MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!